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King Shandy the Great

from The Dark Side of Red by Shandy Lawson

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When I’m king
I’ll make friends with everybody when I’m king
I won’t throw bombs on everyone
When I’m king
I’ll have all the biggest parties
My guests will be impressed by the artwork on my walls
And all the trophies I have won
When I’m king

All my records will go platinum when I’m king
I’ll win Grammys don’t you know
When I’m king
I’ll be a sellout at the garden
Every song in my catalog
In mandatory rotation on everybody’s radio
When I’m king

I’ll eat gold-plated Snickers when I’m king
Off a gold plated plate
When I’m king
It’ll be a crime against humanity
And a capital offense
To show anything but love for king Shandy the Great

Bow down
All you peasants in my shadow
Feel the power and the mercy of your king
Lest I strike you with my power
And smite you with my mercy
Let my kindness shine on everyone and everything
When I’m king

I’ll be a soothing voice of reason when I’m king
In this world of doubt and disarray
When I’m king
You’ll look to me as a father
Dispensing wise words of wisdom
With significance and charisma in everything I say
When I’m king

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from The Dark Side of Red, track released January 1, 2008

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Shandy Lawson New Haven, Connecticut

Formerly of Los Angeles, Tampa, and NYC, Shandy is a New Haven, CT-based performing songwriter. But really, he'll play pretty much anywhere.

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